• horoscope: you breathe on a daily basis
  • me: omg that is so me how did they do that
  • dutchster:

    when i see a clothing item i like and check the price tag

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    okaymad:

    when your mom tells you to get off the computer

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    (Source: okaymad)

    equiuszahhak:

    BEWARE: smoking weed can have dangerous side effects, such as never shutting the fuck up about the fact you smoke weed

    (Source: hanamurateruteru)

    babyferaligator:

    *steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

    (Source: 420dongsquad)

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