phlynn:

remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet

I either eat too much or starve myself. Sleep for 14 hours or have insomniac nights. Fall in love very hard or hate passionately. I donโ€™t know what grey is. I never did.
โ€• (via helpfvl)

(Source: hedonistpoet)

320k:

what the FUCK is that hideous yellow circle in the sky

me: ok iโ€™ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didnโ€™t see*

ladymacmeth:

the sound of high heels on the pavement as you walk is the ultimate power trip, like you could be buying milk or on your way to assassinate someone

twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

(Source: instantlys)

tumbrlplug:

*drops food and says Ctrl+Z*

I want an adventure. ๐Ÿ˜ž
Don’t know why I’m not content with the way things are in my life right now, but I’ll work on stepping out of my comfort zone to make a change..

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